Omphaloskepsis: My True Calling

Definition from Wiktionary.org: One who contemplates or meditates upon one’s navel; Likely to, prone to, or engaged in contemplating or meditating upon one’s navel.

I confess to having a lint collection harvested from my navel. It is an old collection, and a small one, there not being much in the way of lint due to my standards of hygiene.